For I, the most cornholable Individual on Earth, am thoroughly awaiting to get raped by any woman who'as ever had a vagina.
^^^ Just making sure that everyone understands the rules, regulations and realities.
Bleed buckets full of smokey bubblegum tears and eyeballs, brother.
Raped in the fuckin' cornhole!
Yor the most beautiful woman on Earth, babe. So it Disney™ say mulch about me.
I'm not being the meanie asshole part, but do you have any scars or blemishes....
I'm a normal person.
Thch cunt, thch fucking cunt at BC Hydro.
I feel naked without my DEWALT Kneepads.