For I, Honorable Asshole Mackensey; Queer of Queers: am the Gayest Faggot, Poon of Pawns, where every other being in this World who could possibly exist out-weighs my Opinion towards any single Creature who has ever crawled on Earth before.

^^^ Just making sure that everyone understands the rules, regulations and realities.

It alwis seams to boil down where I love me more than anything in life itself.

Fuck wid I'fur wint my nuts busting into my gut if I wis a woman.

10- measly bucks. Jowels'sittin' there a thinkin', "man I'd prolly half an orgasm before I even sat on'is naked crotch"...

I neue, babe. I gist neue. I sometimes sit here and think to my- divined assed self ass as well, "woman I wint mind massaging those naked melons'f hers whilst she' halfing said orgasm after aloe thch time"yoyoyo

*** O Drealmin' ***
How dis it feel gist thinkin' about my dink_

(besides = it feels good mr. jensen, it fFfFfeEeElLlsS gOd)

Crows surrounding a nest of eagle' babies disney bother me at all. And when momma eagle' crying tha blues disney bother me either.

When I'll take a Milwaukee Slingshot® and penetrate the skulls of said birds.

With a polished sand- stoned pebble at thch.

I'm not sorry, yowel'll be put to death within a concentration camp.

Everydude on earth wint mind slamming yis for breakfast, babe. So why O why O dear lord wid you wanna bounce on my trampoline_

Is it because I do in fact half the most beautiful everything anything wid'fur wanna hump_

I'll half bullets put into my brains, babe.

Yeah fuck it = head- on over.

(th+ black minisquirt)

Hey you. Taker easy I'm gist gettin' ripped too, babe. Gist thinkin' about yor boobs s'well.

I'f got ole' mother earth'erself and everything onner to tend to, so I'll get back to yis in a bit.

You doint think twid be gay if I busted a nut ins yah and then both'f's fuckeder'n'fur_

Hey you. Remembs tha part about my dink and yor vagina_

The fun part.

Where waves of human beings be crying, screaming and chanting, "IEHOVAH, IEHOVAH, IEHOVAH!", and then you half to deal with said gay- assed documentary afterwords___

*** O Say You Disney wanna Ditch tha Poon and Cornhole Wisney List ***

My left-out bro', babe'.


The pain.

*** O Suhm Decent, Man ***

*** O Yeah it Reminds Me ***
When I'm filthy as almighty sweet- assed fuckers inspecting thaisles of reds I often hear cuntstomers whispering behind my back, "Is this a place for supermodels to hang-out or something"


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*** O BCiatch ****** O BCiatch ***

How fucked am I gonna be come tomorrow morning_