For I, Honorable Asshole Mackensey; Queer of Queers: am the Gayest Faggot, Poon of Pawns, where every other being in this World who could possibly exist out-weighs my Opinion towards any single Creature who has ever crawled on Earth before.

^^^ Just making sure that everyone understands the rules, regulations and realities.

No offense to anybody, but the only thing thch *really excites me wid be = me, bro' sis.

Is it thchowel don't wanna talk about anything other than human beings wearing clothes or is thch whatchowel can only talk about, brick' wall3.

And then everyone wonders why I think everybody' eleth grade-6 in tha cranium including them...

*** O 🌽stress ***
You neue the drill, babe: The _ minisquirt.

Say I wis gonna headline yis tourlor; what wid thintroduction be as waves of human beings crying, screaming and chanting out of control filled thairwaves louder than yor microphony?

Before yeven bothanswer and lemme interrupt yis, babe...

I live on a McMillion acres with a McThillion birds and every creature ever created inspiring me bytas awaiting chips in thevery waking ᾯ.

*** O You, You; You: ***
(besides = ❥s mr. jensen, 🚄🔫s, brather)

We mite be "hating-out" again inther words, bro' nun.

(besides = you cunt diatch the poon and kid to sleep in my crib, biatch)

(besides = i can do and say whatever tha fuck I feel like since every creature ever created wint mind pounding yor snatch and i am the one who gets to, asshole)

*** O It'ch Alright, Brother ***
Every force of energy ever created' about to slaugther yiz'l skull-in without me doing a single thing.

And everything lives happily ever after.

*** O I Love Yis ***
Moron' cIn explain as well, brather.

Crowd-control. OoOoOo Oo crowd control, besides my bodyguard...

Yeah fuck-it, I'm God and there ain't no un-Godding me, so I mite s'well enjoy the ride until I don't half brains right.

I ain't sorry to say, peep' who only neue heue to use words like; "I like it" or "I don't like it" have special places in the end, next' to retarded virus mongoloid.

The ultimate question everybody has on their non-complacent minds, "Does God really hate Human Beings?".

Yes. Yes in fact I do, you are the absolute worst mistakes I even thought about comprehending within tha very first place.

(besides = 🌽 the- fuck hole if i somehow catchew in public, brather)

I said = next to retarded virus mongoloid.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I can't please everybody because everyone is a stunted retard.

I've got tonnes and tonnes of useful items to trade when money doesn't exist and the only thing whores'll have is their chapped lips.